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::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: TEACHER: Why are you late? BALGOBIN: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"? BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water? BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER: What are you talking about? BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O! ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog! ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BALGOBIN: A teacher ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: adAM scribbled at 6:20 PM. |
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